They say happiness was a crystal ball.
When it fell from the sky, it shattered.
The broken pieces scattered all around us.
People began picking them up.
Some collected more. Others found fewer.
But no one can ever find all the pieces.
I proudly present the world's most wonderful dance troupe.
According to February's Felix Report,
the profit before deducting the tax is 24 million pounds,
the net worth is 1.14 billion pounds.
Kamy?
According to the fund manager, the growth is positive.
Thank you.
How is the Macau project?
Mr. Ho would like to dine with you when you're back in Hong Kong.
Not now. I don't want any rumors to spread.
What?
I'm in control. My cholesterol levels are low.
I got your health report from Cambridge.
It says your testosterone level is a little bit higher than normal,
which means you are aggressive, confident, and decisive.
-Thank you. -Eating peanuts will affect it.
What are you trying to say?
Well, peanuts are no good for penis.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Cut it down.
Let him be. He's single.
Or how else is he going to release his sexual tension?
As if you are not the same!
I told you not to get drunk like this.
I won, big time!
You didn't have to drink so much though.
Don't tell Milan,
or I'll be in trouble.
Okay.
-Uncle. -What is it, Milan?
I have always wanted to ask you something. A lot of women are crazy about you.
Why do you still put up with Auntie?
Because she is smart.
She put up with my philandering first.
I had my fun.
Now it's my time to pay back.
Is it true that you've never thought of dumping her?
I screwed around when I was young.
A sexy woman like her married me anyway
because back then, I promised her
I'd never divorce her
once we get married.
Why?
A man must keep his word.
That's very manly.
If other women find out,
they'll chip in and get Auntie drunk.
They would better not,
or I'll have to give her half of my liver.
Hats off to you, Uncle.
I'd kill for a husband like you.
Here's a Mid-Autumn Festival gift.
Both of you are free to go for dinner tonight.
Wow, how nice of you!
Aren't all bosses a little delusional?
Who told you I'm staying for dinner?
Recently, a friend of mine who's around 40
was found dead
the day after he pissed off his boss.
He died lonely.
Maybe that's what you want?
Don't say that on a festive day!
I was joking!
Here, take this.
What is it? A bonus?
You wish!
Take a look.
A blind date at Mid-Autumn Festival?
Go and get laid tonight, okay?
-Don't be a smart-ass. -What?
I've tried everything already.
Oh, really?
Those women have a checklist.
-So do we. -Right.
-Cross them off like ordering dim sum. -He's already done that for you.
Human ATM.
Status, single for life.
Congratulations, sucker.
-Wait. -What?
Is this an employee benefit, boss?
-Yes. -What about me?
You'll get it.
I'll wait then.
But he's up to no good.
Fine. Don't go tonight.
-Hi, Dollar. -Dollar? It's Milan.
Do you want me to fill in again?
Everyone has plans for Mid-Autumn, but I know you're a workaholic.
Someone like me deserves triple pay.
-Is that a yes? -Yes!
Welcome.
-Ms. Kwok. -Yes?
-Mr. Ching left you something. -Okay.
This way.
Milan, listen.
Our boss, Sam Ching, just checked in.
What?
You mean the jerk who bought the theater and had the whole block bulldozed?
Hush. I can't save you if they hear you.
So what?
Don't mess with him. He has ghost eyes
that can see right through you.
It's not my mind he's after.
It's my chest.
Just watch out.
Watch out, huh?
What is this?
Nothing. I'm just hoping you'll score with Joseph tonight.
No way.
If you didn't give him a tight schedule,
he would have given you a wonder bra set.
Is every guy like you two
who only cares about boobs?
Let me tell you. A man who really likes you
won't care about your boobs.
I had this altered twice, it should fit perfectly.
Perfect.
Don't worry.
Win Joseph's heart. Don't let Sam down.
That's right.
I repeat, a man who really likes you
won't care about your boobs.
Just because I have no boobs,
-you've never treated me like a woman. -Is she pissed?
That may be true, but I take care of you.
I'm not some abandoned pet. I don't need patronizing.
I have Joseph.
Oh, no, I missed.
-Take a photo of me. -Okay.
I have Joseph.
You've got it, man!
Let's have more shots!
Mr. Ma.
Ms. Fok.
-Have some tea. -Thank you.
A driver like me is nobody.
Forgive me if I am being too honest,
but I think men are miserable because they want to chase the sun.
I'm just a driver with some say.
You just proved that you are no ordinary driver.
-Have some tea. -Okay.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
What's wrong?
Nothing. Let's go.
Sir, a very important guest is coming.
We must check all the bulbs and wires.
I'm filling in for my friend.
I must keep my word.
You're doing this for a friend? Cool.
Keep going.
Work hard!
-Thank you. -Welcome.
-Have a nice day. -Thank you very much.
Banker wins.
That's not fair. You don't let me win.
You placed your own bets.
But this is truly a shitty hand.
I'll go with the player again.
Why must you waste your time?
I've got to see this for myself.
Here.
Hey, I know he's good-looking,
but could you deal fair and square?
Deal, miss! You took the money.
Sit down.
Miss.
We're here to invest in hope.
Don't mess up our pace.
True, our hope is in your hands.
Deal, gorgeous.
Yes, deal, gorgeous.
King is good.
Player six.
Banker three.
That's okay, it's only three.
-Bank draws. -Only three.
Picture!
-Seven. Banker wins. -Damn, it was so close!
You're the dealer, not the bouncer.
Don't be greedy, sir.
Loan sharks target people like you
who think of themselves as the god of gamblers.
How about I report you for lecturing me?
I believe what goes around comes around.
Wait. I'm this girl's aunt.
We are here for a little family gathering.
You believe in karma, huh?
You know what? Putting your trust in people is risky.
Is that so?
If I were to make your life miserable, you would be dead by now.
Do you understand?
If you do that,
-I'll be dead. -Why is that?
She may have a bad attitude,
but she's also working as a dancer.
If she loses this job,
she'll kill herself and I'll jump off the roof.
That would be killing two lookers in one go. What a tragedy.
If you're broke, go that way.
You're sending me to the loan sharks?
No, ride a shuttle bus that will take you to the pier.
You think that's funny?
I will file a complaint. What's your name?
Let me see your name. Show me.
Milan Sit.
Milan Sit, right?
I'll report you right now. Where's the manager?
-Hey, listen. -The manager?
-Let's go for a massage. -I'll report you.
-You... -Let off some steam.
Repentance is salvation.
Shut up.
Let's go for a massage.
Have you not read the employee manual?
No work outside maintenance hours.
Or do you want a warning letter?
What?
Take the mask off. Who are you, Batman?
Watch your manners.
I'm sorry, man.
Did I hit you, man?
Man?
What's wrong with your eyes?
Who let you work here?
I'm sorry, miss.
Off you go.
Did you forget your key inside, miss?
Do you need any help?
Go away!
It's easy to catch a cold when you're barefoot.
I was a clerk back in Panyu,
I didn't finish school, and I am stuck in a rut.
Mom said I should feel lucky to have gotten married.
Who would have thought I'd get a divorce.
I have a daughter.
As a mother, my first priority is my daughter.
My only wish is for someone to accept her.
Here's to you.
-Hey. -What's up?
Why didn't you tell me?
Why should I?
Does it matter?
What matters is you like this woman.
If you don't, suit yourself.
Just take me for a bossy superior.
-Hey. -What?
This is so irresponsible.
-I'm irresponsible? -You bet.
Come, sit down.
I'm telling you.
That look on your face
told me I found you the right girl, right?
You're embarrassing Ms. Fok though.
You know what that means?
Of course, I know what that means.
I found you a girlfriend.
But you're turned off by her daughter.
If you don't dig her, why do you care how she feels?
Forget it.
Be good.
Joseph.
It's my night. I need you to be here.
Really?
My favorite wine.
I hope you won't be too surprised later.
Why?
Because you're too rational.
Even though we talk about everything,
you may not know what I really want.
That's not true. I know everything about you.
I have a surprise for you too.
I want to get married.
Great.
-Baby. -Baby.
Hi.
Baby.
Baby?
This is my buddy.
Buddy?
I have wanted to tell you this for a long time.
But I am scared that if you saw my girlfriend,
you would think I'm not serious.
Because he thinks we're very much alike.
Except,
I'm ten years younger than you,
and he's worried that you would think he only picked me for my looks.
Then he would have picked me.
I know
you would pull me into your strong arms.
Come.
Where is Milan Sit?
Sir, this is a baccarat table,
not a missing person registration desk.
You scared me to death!
Why are you running on the street? Are you crazy?
-I... -Are the loan sharks after you?
No!
Today is Mid-Autumn, I...
-I want to-- -Borrow money from me?
That's like pushing you off the roof.
I've got no cash, but I can take you to the pier.
Listen up, okay?
No? Forget it then. Move.
Hop on.
If I hadn't been waiting for you to ask,
I'd be your "baby" and not your "buddy."
No boobs, no touch.
No boobs, no touch? Seriously?
Well, screw you!
I don't need boobs anymore.
Go help someone else.
Don't forget to write back, boobies!
What the hell? You again?
Do you know what time it is?
For goodness' sake, stop drilling! How are people going to sleep?
Do you understand?
Am I disturbing you?
You don't understand, huh?
Let me talk to you in Mandarin.
This is...
Wrong timing is the bad thing.
-Jo. -You're bad!
Yes.
He didn't...
Calm down, stop yelling.
-Let me yell for you. -I'm yelling at you.
You're bad. You said I have no boobs.
Well, what can you do about it?
I didn't say that.
Don't touch me.
Help! He's molesting me!
Where are you taking me?
Hey! Jo!
-Answer me. Where are you taking me? -Jo.
Jo.
Help. Where are you taking me?
There. I'm so dizzy.
This is so much fun.
Go faster!
Start over while the moon is full.
Here, I get you a snack to eat on the boat,
so you will have something to throw up.
Wow, thanks! I'll pay you back later.
Forget it. Only a fool would trust a gambler.
-Bye. -See you around.
It would be better if you don't.
Thanks!
-Hey. -What?
What is my schedule for the next few days?
You need to be in Hong Kong at 3 p.m.
to meet the brokers from New York.
Let Frank deal with them.
I want to stay a little longer.
Okay. I'll tell him.
You're great, but how do I make this work?
Let me guess. You can't handle the situation.
Here.
I did some research for you, man.
Her daughter's school is hard to get into.
That proves she disciplined her well.
They're doing fine without you.
You should only be worried about how you can give them a better life.
You did a background check on all your girls?
Well, for something personal like this,
I did it myself.
Let me do the research myself, then.
Sorry to bother you.
You again?
I held you in my arms last night.
That's impossible.
Please listen to me.
The manager won't let me fix the lights.
My pal's wife is in labor. I was here to fill in for him.
But I screwed up.
So, if you want compensation, come after me.
I don't want my friend to lose his job.
This is my name card. I'm Lin Jiu.
I wanted to give you something, and this is all I managed to get.
What is it?
Cured chicken from my hometown.
Make a soup with this. My mom said it's good for women.
-Please accept it. -I don't want it.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Your handbag is so chic.
You can have it.
No, thanks.
A small white swan
is bathing in the pond.
-I want to "pad" it. -No.
Not "pad", it's "pat."
-I want to pat it. -I want to pat it.
That's right.
I...
Hi, Ms. Fok.
Hi, Mr. Ma.
I thought you left.
We're leaving the day after tomorrow.
Meet my daughter Queenie.
Say hello.
Hi.
-Have a seat. -Thanks.
Eat this. Mommy made it.
What is it?
This is red bean donut, our hometown dish.
Try it.
Looks like you're a good cook.
My mother worked in a factory.
I did all the chores at home.
Me too. My mom used to red bean pudding.
I helped her sometimes.
Mommy said I must share good food with others.
That's my girl.
Well, I think your mom wants us to split this.
Here's your share. Have a bite!
-Okay. -Now we both get to eat it.
Go ahead.
Thank you, mister.
I told you. Player wins ten times a row
Again.
Check, please.
Here.
First round...
Wait.
That's for sure.
Where are we going for next round?
This is Sam Ching. Call my assistant, Jo.
This is Ma. Leave a message.
Where the hell are they?
LIN JIU
-Wong, -Yes?
you seem distracted these past few days.
What's bothering you?
Nothing.
Tell me, you can count on a friend.
My brother crashed his car. He needs cash.
Take it.
But...
Don't say no.
Let's drink.
Hello? What?
Your boyfriend?
No.
We don't believe you.
Dance, bitches.
I didn't expect to find such passionate dancers
in a tiny theater like this.
I'd really like to...
Date them?
That's right.
The fat one?
Milan.
Good luck with the chase, man.
Why did you wish me luck?
You'll know when you experience it.
Right.
Just be careful.
Stop it.
You're not only a gambler, but also a pervert.
How can a man not get excited when he sees something like this?
You should be worried if I act all innocent, like a monk.
A monk. That's what you should be.
Someone will pay the bill tonight.
Ladies.
This monk only likes this lady.
The other ladies can leave now.
Just wait and see.
What are you doing here?
God sent me to take this lady home.
You should be afraid.
No room for two more.
I'll give him a ride. Don't be stupid.
Monk, hold onto your lady tightly.
That's right.
We can be worse.
Catch.
You ready?
-Hi, Phil. -Hi, Milan.
I've added honey as you suggested.
-Really? -Try it.
-Milan. -Hello.
-You know everyone! -How are you?
How's business?
Hello, Pauline.
Have some.
Only if you let me pay.
-No. -If you don't, I won't come again.
No, next time.
Join us now in Follow Your Heart.
Express your love to your lover.
I feel happy just watching you walk down the street.
You shouldn't be!
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them.
-Is that true? -Of course.
You're in a dry spell,
you can have him to yourself.
-Hey! -What?
Don't be rude.
Ming's peanuts are heavenly.
I don't usually eat them, but I'll try tonight.
Why?
They say it weakens one's virility.
That's why.
But today doesn't count.
Yes.
I like to eat only when I'm really hungry.
Hunger is the most genuine motivation.
How insightful.
Hunger is the most genuine motivation.
I like this.
Take it.
Thanks.
Thank you. Keep the change.
Thanks.
Why is it so expensive?
I'll pay you back.
That's not it.
I'm worried you've been cheated.
What wine is this? It's so expensive.
It's not that expensive, sir.
Can I take this?
Sure.
Thanks.
So, this is everything we ordered?
We've got fish and vegetables, and I'm happy.
I don't eat fish.
No.
Fish are like people.
Some are good for you, some are bad.
For example, this turbot. It's ugly.
But it is friendly and has many friends.
Certainly, he has given you, his only friend, all his money.
Since you're hard selling.
Let me tell you this.
Fish have dignity too, just like humans.
Trust me.
Nobody has asked me to trust them before.
Because no one really cares about you.
Open your mouth.
Wait. What's the tissue for?
Just in case you throw up.
You said it's good. Why would I throw up?
Should I trust you or not?
Why are you so doubtful?
-It's not like you're giving a testimony. -Here's why.
Nobody has asked me to trust them before. You're the first, and I'll remember that.
Really?
Is it good?
Very good.
You're amazing.
You changed my life, and the fish's lives.
-I want another bite. -I told you so.
Hold on.
Is the fishbone gone?
How sweet. Is he your boyfriend?
If he was, I would be doomed then.
Did you really have to raise your voice like that?
Do you want me to call the cops for you?
I drank too much. I can't control myself.
Your excuse is unacceptable.
Cheers.
Here's your money. Thank you.
Don't you have a wallet?
I do.
This is the money I've earned.
I'm saving it all for my mother.
You paid my bill with your savings?
You called me. That makes me your friend.
I don't mind.
We're not friends.
But I'm still grateful. I have to go.
Wait.
This is too much.
Consider it your tip.
I can't take your money.
I'm tired. Please go.
The wine glass.
Keep it.
Stop arguing.
This was my turf when I was little.
I met all my friends here, and my boyfriend, too.
But some billionaire bought this land and took out the entire block.
There used to be a fairground.
There was a rocking horse here.
I used to ride on it and play with firecrackers.
But that Sam Ching demolished the place including the horse.
Well, that's not bad.
At least, it died for a worthy cause. This area...
is worth 8,000 dollars per square foot. It was 2 feet by 4 feet.
That's over 64,000 dollars.
It died with more dignity than the fish.
You're smart.
I started working as a teenager.
It was tough.
You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard.
I was bored.
What kind of guys do you like?
Someone
like me?
I'm into Rem lately.
You don't know him? A character from a Japanese comic.
Rem, a god of death, got himself killed for the girl he loved.
The most touching part is that he didn't even know he loved the girl.
That's what makes him a manly hero.
What about you?
Me?
Love is simple for me.
I only want to find a girl who can truly hear my heartbeat.
This is fun!
It's late.
Keep your voice down, please.
This is fun!
Teach me.
Hello, Ms. Kwok.
What is it?
I'm now a permanent staff.
The manager told me to thank you.
I didn't do anything about it.
No, I should thank you.
This is for you. Please accept it.
What is it this time?
Seven-star tea, my hometown specialty.
You're a drinker.
It's good for the liver.
You don't have to give me all your hometown's delicacies, you know?
But I don't. Please take this.
Please?
Okay.
Thank you. If you need anything, just call me.
Okay, thanks.
Get her a love talisman.
Don't be mean.
We should leave, so they can have a chat.
-Sure. -Let's go.
Hello, sir.
-This way. -You're a naughty boy.
Dear ma'am, I cannot take your money.
Much obliged, Jiu.
Don't waste your life on gambling.
Who can text in Chinese?
For lateral radicals, press this key.
Hurry up, girls!
-Mr. Ching. -Yes?
The Japanese comic you asked for.
I labeled all the pages on Rem.
Okay, thanks.
Just read the text to me.
Wow! This is awesome!
There's more.
I'm pleased to announce that
Sharky took back this theater!
-What happened? -I don't know.
The owner came to me and was more excited than I was.
Who's the buyer?
Some arts development organization.
This is really strange, but...
-exciting! -Exciting!
Cheers.
Where are you?
I'm at the theater celebrating. The theater is ours again!
Congratulations. Hey, I'm about to get into a battle.
Wish me luck.
I'll wish you luck with whatever you're doing, as long as it's not gambling.
Break a leg! Milan.
Our rival knows the bid price.
Reba of Shanghai raised our bid by 15 percent.
As the largest shareholder, I'll think about the proposal seriously.
Your blessing was very powerful.
Here's your soup.
Thanks.
Here's your soup, Sam.
This smells wonderful. You're the best.
It's your cured chicken that's wonderful.
Really? It was a gift.
The best things in life are free.
I don't know. He said it's a specialty of his hometown.
She's talking about the man, not the chicken.
You're naughty.
Hello, Ms. Kwok.
How did you know it's me?
I've saved your number.
You helped me. How can I not remember you?
Cut it out.
I'm always at your disposal, Ms. Kwok.
I just wanted to say thank you. The tea you gave me last time is lovely.
Let's take another one.
Hey, I don't feel right.
I don't want to gamble anymore, but I still want to go to Macau.
Why is that?
Plastic surgery may fix anything,
but not your heart eyes and mouth!
Stop it! It's not like I've never been in love.
Just a few texts. I don't care.
Stop eating. Come and do stretching with me.
There's only one reason.
You felt my desire for you at night.
Boobs and kisses.
Big Two is out. We play Nuke the Landlord.
Why?
Haven't you heard? They pushed up the prices.
-What do you do for a living? -Two Jokers.
Construction industry.
These two Jokers, listen up...
Which school did you go to?
These two beat Aces, that's right.
-You can play them all at once. -Honey.
Let's not play cards today.
Let's have a chat.
What?
Four of a kind is called the bomb.
You can also bomb with the Joker.
Are you married already?
Three times.
-Let's deal the cards. -You must be kidding.
Damn, you little cheat.
Don't make me play again. I already quit.
You should stay for dinner tonight.
Sure.
Give me that.
My husband is a good cook, his cooks better than I play baccarat.
You're mean.
How did you know I live here?
I work for the FBI. You didn't know?
Put this away.
What is this?
Oh, dance steps I learned when I was little.
You really like to dance.
Yeah.
Happy or not, I like to dance.
That's a good way to release some tension.
What about you?
I chase girls.
Happy or not, I like to chase girls.
To release some tension, as you said.
I want it too.
You can't drink.
Not even a sip.
But I want one.
Me too.
We'll continue after dinner.
I made chrysanthemum tea.
I roasted the cashews myself.
-That much? -Try them.
Alcohol turns my aunt into a zombie.
So we're here for part two.
No, I can't get drunk.
You're naughty, bringing me here.
Peanuts?
Not tonight.
What's wrong with you? Is your brain upside down?
Upside down?
What?
Boobs.
What?
Boobs.
Boobs and kisses.
That's lewd and retarded.
You're hopeless.
-Me? Lewd and retarded? -Boobs and kisses.
You need to see this.
Who's lewd? Me or you?
-What's this? -See?
-It's from my phone. -That's right.
I would never write something so gross.
Precisely.
That's why I was misled.
You're retarded. I would never write that.
-Chihuahua. -What?
She played a joke on me.
Chihuahua played a joke on you?
No, the joke is on me.
Now I don't know what to do.
Damn.
I'll have to fix it by myself then.
Okay.
Stay.
Stay there. Give me some time to calm down, okay?
Hey.
Don't look at me like that.
Stop looking at me like that.
You'll drive me crazy.
Stop it.
Well?
Yes, I'm a pervert.
I usually make the move.
Ms. Kwok, this is Lin Jiu.
I know you're back, but I didn't want to disturb you.
Regards, Lin Jiu.
-Ms. Kwok. -Damn, my keycard.
I'm always a mess when I see you.
What's this?
I got a love talisman for you.
It's a good sign.
Why did you do that?
Because I think you're quite fine.
Well, body curves aren't everything.
You're still a fine woman.
It's all right, really.
Do you know a secluded place in Taipa where I can play yo-yo?
-Why? -I used to have a favorite yo-yo.
When my mom found out I play yo-yo,
she thought it was a waste of time.
She gave it away.
Behind every famous man, there's a woman.
Behind every pervert, there's his mother.
TAIPA TIN HAU TEMPLE
This is for you.
Why?
Why do you always ask why?
Do you have a dream?
-Of course. -Right.
Here. Let me show you.
What did it look like?
-A shooting star. -Okay.
What do you do when you see a shooting star?
-Make a wish. -You make a wish, right?
Ready. Set.
Go.
I want to learn dancing in the US.
Perfect.
-Tired? -I'm fine.
Queenie is the girl who trusts me the most.
You're the first man who's willing to carry my daughter.
I can do it for the rest of my life.
I have something for you too.
The legendary
dream rings.
I think I deserve a kiss.
She's a dealer
and a dancer.
She's an ordinary girl.
She didn't spend your money.
You learned to text in Chinese for her.
I think you should marry her.
But honestly,
when she discovers you're Sam Ching, will she be able to handle that?
Well,
that's what I'm asking you.
Do you think our relationship work?
With your full support, this should work.
Thank you.
What the hell is this?
I'm just checking up on you.
I see that there's some progress. You did all this?
Any plans after work?
People say the food is great in Macau.
I don't know where to go,
so I'm looking for company.
You forgot your phone, didn't you?
This wallet is for you.
Goodbye.
I'm sorry, Ms. Kwok. I let you down.
I just got fired.
You've been naughty.
Thank you.
You're welcome. You reminded me to be nice to those who are nice to me.
I have to tell you, I own this land,
the hotel where you work, and the theater.
I'm the billionaire
Sam Ching.
I'm here, Shannon.
You're early. Queenie finishes at noon.
Sam is in hiding, so I'm not busy.
It sounds like you're surrounded by women.
Are you jealous?
Or you think people
-will spread rumors? -Welcome.
I have to go. I have a visitor.
Her mother is looking for someone rich.
How else can she climb up the social ladder?
If she's like that, it's fine.
But teaching her daughter to go after men, now that's something.
I got you a list of gifts to send her.
Thanks, but she probably doesn't want them.
Otherwise, she wouldn't have returned the pendant.
You know, she's the kind of girl
who thinks a fish worth 84 dollars deserves a dignified death.
I know you're upset, but I'm happy for you.
Why do you say that?
Because you're truly in love.
How do you know?
Normally, you won't waste a minute.
But you've been waiting for two days.
You taught me to give her time.
And that's what I'm doing.
Let me teach you something else.
Love is all about tolerance and patience.
There's probably nothing I can teach you back,
but if you love him, let him know.
He's an honest bloke.
He won't be able to tell what's on your mind.
You look so serious.
What happened?
He is filthy rich, Sharky.
Who am I? I'm nobody.
What will people think of me?
You tell me.
I'm a dealer and a dancer.
If people say I'm taking advantage of him,
I'd go berserk and kill them.
He's super-rich and I'm super-broke.
You know what?
I don't want
people to say I'm a whore.
If you call yourself a whore,
that will make him your whorehound.
You'll be a pair made in heaven then.
You said you're pressured because you're broke.
What about him? Billionaires like him might be pressured too.
Come.
Faster. Come on.
Wonderful.
Faster, more energy.
Jiu.
Good evening, Ms. Kwok.
What happened? You said you needed this job.
This is a mess.
I'm sorry.
I know I'm not good enough.
If you know that, why did you mess it up?
I didn't.
-Why didn't you follow this? -Not good enough, but I like you.
What did you say?
I was talking about the pattern.
Well...
So am I.
No, what did you just say?
Nothing.
-Tell me what you have just said. -I'm sorry, Ms. Kwok.
Can't you just say it again?
The Wicked Witch strikes again.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Called the wrong number. Milan.
It's okay as long as I don't make the wrong choice.
You're mine. Sam.
I have three questions for you.
No, I'm the one who has three questions for you.
Do you like her?
Yes.
Ms. Kwok, Mr. Ching's friend is here.
Don't mind me. Just carry on.
Hi.
It's fine, unless you think we're in the way.
No. I'm afraid I'll shoot off my mouth.
Did we do something to make you feel this way?
You look like the Wicked Witch.
It is as if you can curse me with just one look.
It's like you'll throw a punch or a kick to get rid of me.
You're smart to recognize she's the Wicked Witch.
Hey.
Wow! You look hot.
-You're a lady killer. -Excuse us.
I bet you don't need me.
Have you eaten?
Yes.
But I have to go now.
-Why? -I...
Staffs are not allowed to eat here.
I just sneaked in.
Let's go somewhere else.
-No, that's stupid. -Why?
You own this hotel. Why go elsewhere?
Should I fire you then?
Go ahead. Fire me.
I can really do that.
-Go ahead. Make the call. -I'll do it for real.
Can't take a joke?
It may be a joke this time.
But you could get me fired next time.
Why does everyone think I'm scary?
I know you need time to take this in.
But I promise I won't try to change you.
I'm still your gambler, okay?
Okay.
Tell Jo not to bring me anymore dresses.
I've taken off more clothes than I put on lately.
My poor feet.
Sorry, wrong room.
Meet my mom and my ex-wife.
The first ex-wife.
You like erotic dancing?
For a living or for pleasure?
It's not that erotic, ma'am.
If I don't dress sexily, they pay me 100 dollars less.
You still work there?
I still have to eat and pay rent.
I don't want the troupe to disband.
We need gimmicks.
But we don't do...
Are you getting used to being
with Fluffy?
Who's Fluffy?
He is.
-You're Fluffy? -Yes.
Cat got your tongue?
Did I use my chipmunk voice?
No, you're good.
You are rocking this.
What should you be scared about? They just came to see you.
Why did they come to see me?
I'm just a dummy.
My mom has keen eyes.
She could tell right away you're not a dummy
but a very nice girl.
I'm just worried that Snow White
will be scared of the Evil Queen.
Not anymore.
Really?
Because I have Fluffy.
I'm your Rem.
Fluffy.
Rem.
-Fluffy. -Why are you calling me like that?
I'm mad.
Fluffy!
What do you think of Milan?
I'm five months pregnant.
Don't make me guess.
I know very well
how tough it is to be my woman.
I'm glad you noticed.
Girls don't trust you more
when you treat them so well,
especially Milan, who has nothing.
-I got it. I know what to do. -Fluffy?
-Wait here. -Okay.
Well?
The sillier a woman is, the more she loves you.
She's very different from us.
Nothing I say will change your mind.
Don't worry. I can manage.
If you're worried, buy her a house or some stocks.
I'm not worried
because I have you.
That's why I told her your nickname.
You were daring even as a kid.
It's hereditary. You're just the same.
-Give me a hug. -Come on.
Take care.
Bye, ma'am.
Bye. Watch your step.
Finally, nobody will say he's gay.
We don't say that. It's the magazines.
International Edition of Empire?
They listed Sam's criteria for his dream wife.
It was a mile long. Did you read it?
I'd rather not,
or else I'll have a headache and won't be able to sleep well.
I remember some of them.
Brains and looks.
Connections, taste, and fertility.
What happened? Did they pick on you?
No, they were nice.
Did they ask you stupid questions?
I just don't know what to say.
To be honest,
I can't even remember their names.
That's easy. I'll tell you.
There's Ada, Sharon and...
We can go if you want.
No, you should go back in. I'm fine.
No, I'll pass.
I'm not fond of them.
They shoot off their mouths and wear low-cut dresses.
I only like low-cut dresses on you.
Teach me how to dance.
Come on.
-Okay. -Okay.
So...
Left or right?
You tell me.
-Left. -Left?
Left.
Left. I stepped on you.
Come on, lift it.
Ready.
What's so funny?
Stop.
You told me.
You're most honest when you're hungry.
Tell me, will you marry me?
Hurry up. Say yes.
I love you
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
-Take good care of Milan. -I'll give you my true love
Just tell me I do
I love you, I need you
-Listen, from now on, -I miss you, my love is true
-I'll be here for you when you need me. -Loving you, you are my only one
I love you, I need you
I miss you, my love is true
Loving you, you are my only one
My love for you surpasses everything
My love for you will never change
MILAN SIT DEALER'S UNSTOPPABLE CHARM
BILLIONAIRE PROPOSED IN PUBLIC
Everyone sent you their congratulations.
I said, "Get to the point!"
First, the shareholders and your business partners
question your fiancée's background.
Getting married is our business,
not theirs.
That has to do with the second point.
When you divorced your second wife,
she got a third of your assets,
which were your personal assets.
But now you own a corporation.
In other words,
Milan's background and occupation increases the risk factor.
What do you propose then?
Say it.
A prenuptial agreement.
In the event of a divorce,
Milan is entitled to a limited alimony only,
so that she won't be a liability to the corporation.
I don't want this.
Think of something else.
This is your mother's idea.
You're back.
-You're practicing? -Yes.
Carry on. You can read this later.
What is it?
Nothing, some company document.
I'm the chairman.
A major loss in my assets
is detrimental to the company at large.
What is this?
A prenuptial agreement.
You must understand my position.
The company's interest is the top priority.
What if...
I'm just saying, what if
we get a divorce, you're entitled to my...
I know this is ridiculous.
But I must protect my company and my shareholders.
They need protection.
If we want to get married,
we must sign this.
Our marriage is none of the shareholders' business.
AGREEMENT
Just tell me if you want to give up.
If he wants to count, give him babies.
Make him pay for each of them.
Who cares if the agreement is thick as a phone directory?
Charge him by head count.
Don't pout.
That's like getting paid to make love.
A big fat zero for orgasm.
You're wrong.
The zeroes in your bank book is your orgasm.
One zero.
Two zeroes.
Three zeroes.
Do you understand?
-Good morning. -Good morning, Sam.
What is it? The toast is no good?
I made you another.
Enjoy.
This may seem complicated,
but trust me on this.
Auntie didn't go to the casino?
She didn't want people to think she's selling you
to pay her gambling debts.
She wouldn't go even if you make her.
We dare not shop for groceries
just in case the paparazzi find out what we eat.
You can't go out?
I dress like this even if I'm just cooking at home.
It's the same as going out.
Jean Paul and I may not be rich.
We still want to present you like a lady.
Jean Paul?
I'm Jean Paul.
She's Tiffany. You're Milan.
-We're all famous brands. -Yes.
You're home early.
I called you.
I forgot to bring my phone.
I'll have a shower.
Dinner is ready. Let's eat first.
I ate at my Aunt's place.
She has a phone. Why didn't you call me?
I want to take a shower first.
Go ahead.
Are you asleep?
What is it?
Can you forget about the agreement?
Yes.
I wish you weren't a chairman.
I'll sign it.
Before the commercial break,
let's review how John met Zoe.
He has secretly loved Zoe for three years
but never got guts to tell her.
Now you finally have the guts to tell her.
If you loved her that much,
what took you so long?
She's better than me in every way.
What was her reaction?
I had no intention to tell her that day.
I only wanted to meet her for dinner
and talk about it later.
She agreed.
But on her way to work the next day,
she had an accident.
What happened?
She died.
HAPPINESS LIES IN YOUR OWN HANDS
Come over here.
I want you to tell the audience
why you decided to appear on Follow Your Heart.
Because I still love her very much.
I regret not telling her I loved her in three years.
Now, I regret it.
So what, if she turned me down?
At least she would know someone loved her.
You're very brave, John.
John bared his soul to us.
We should give him a big hand.
AGREEMENT
Give me a pen.
Let me explain this.
No, I don't want to know.
All his ex-wives signed this?
No, he never thought of it.
The company has expanded very quickly.
So this is actually his mom's request.
Sam would never tell you to do this
because you might get offended.
I have a request too.
If you ever get a divorce,
her share will go to charity.
I'm fine with it.
But why did she add such a provision before she signed it?
Because she found out
that the agreement was your mom's idea.
How?
Sorry, a slip of the tongue.
I see.
-Ms. Kwok. -What is it?
Someone from the TV station would like to see you.
Mr. Ching has no media appointment today.
They asked for you.
Me?
Follow Your Heart.
It's a hit matchmaking show.
You're kidding.
Look.
That's my license plate.
Yes, MI 3211.
You have such a good memory.
Queenie, do you give other people gifts?
Queenie.
Get up. Go study in your room.
Say goodbye to him.
Bye-bye.
I don't want Queenie to follow in my footsteps.
I don't want people to look down on her.
Is this okay?
Yes.
Get to know, overcome, and change one's self
before loving someone.
Sign up if you want to have no regrets. We're waiting.
We'll help you follow your heart.
TAIPA TIN HAU TEMPLE
Sharky.
No man has ever made me so happy and...
so miserable.
But it's worth the misery.
You think it's okay for someone rich
to be with someone poor?
Not if he spends her money.
What's wrong if she spends his?
Speak of the devil.
Hello.
I learned a new trick.
I'll grant you a wish that will come true.
Try it.
I want to marry a billionaire.
Stop kidding around.
I'm not.
I thought I'd be okay with it.
How hard is it to spend money?
I'm a woman. I can become a rich woman.
But I can't.
We're worlds apart.
I can act dumb when I'm with you, right?
But what others say about me...
I really want to...
You're the one I love.
Why did they make me sign an agreement?
You're okay with it.
But has it ever occurred to you that I'm not okay with it?
Forget it.
Tell me now.
Will you marry me?
Right now?
Right now.
Right now, the answer is no.
You should go. I need to practice.
Sorry.
If I appear on TV to be confessed to by a laborer,
what will people think of me?
No, not me.
I'm talking about him.
What will people think of him?
That's so petty.
You shouldn't care what people think
as long as you love him.
If someone appears on TV to say she loves me,
I'd go for it in a heartbeat.
Then why didn't you tell her you love her
and start a relationship with her?
-No. -Why not?
Because I'm a man.
Men.
Men must save face and women must not?
I can't live with myself.
It will be too humiliating.
Humiliating?
-I'll go, I don't care. -It's really humiliating.
Leave him alone. Don't fight with him.
He's just a driver!
-Driver! -He's weak, and he's coward.
Silly driver.
You don't have to go with her.
I will.
-Oh, yes. -No way.
Do you know where we're going?
-Of course, I do. -We're not going swimming.
I heard you.
-You're offering happiness -Over there.
-and try to find a taker, right? -Exactly.
You're drunk.
This is not a game.
Jo will get hurt because of you.
Who do you think you are?
-Sam Ching. When Sam Ching wants a woman, -Sam Ching.
she'll come flying from anywhere.
I'm Sam Ching and I'm loaded, so what?
An idiot proposed today with a ring.
-But she said no! -Who did?
So, what if I know she's the one I want?
She must also realize that she's the one I want!
Forget the rest. I'll tell the whole world.
I love Milan!
-Good. -I have decided to go with you.
Yes.
-Let's go. -Wait.
You're such a pain.
I trust you. If a man proposes on TV, will a woman say yes?
If I can, any woman can.
Anything is possible.
Trust me.
-Really? -Absolutely.
Come, let's make a promise.
Good.
-We'll do our best! -We'll do our best!
Come on.
Follow our hearts!
Milan, you're struck by Cupid's arrow.
Look over here.
Which TV station is this?
Shannon, you're struck by Cupid's arrow.
What are you doing?
Follow Your Heart
I'm your host, Tommy.
Welcome to the show.
Tonight, we have with us
a driver,
a super office lady,
a single mother,
an unemployed laborer,
and a billionaire.
But
everyone is equal when it comes to love.
You must follow your heart
for love and bliss.
Let the show begin.
We were supposed to have three pairs tonight, but...
we only have two and a half now.
We've been trying to call
Mr. Ching's girlfriend,
but there's been no answer.
Mr. Ching, you're welcome to leave now
before the show ends without her.
Can you handle it?
We'll see how long you'll last.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
Let's give a warm welcome to Mr. Lin Jiu,
an unemployed surrealist and a warrior of love.
Hello.
Aren't you a bit overdressed?
I don't need to respect your show,
but I respect love.
Good comeback.
For that, I'm giving you a chance
to tell us exactly how lowly you are.
My name is Lin Jiu. I'm from Shandong.
I used to be in a theater troupe there.
I came to Macau two years ago to find a job.
How sad.
But that's all right. Now, let's see
how outstanding Ms. Kwok is.
Ms. Kwok, you graduated with honors
at the world-famous University of Texas.
Your current position is...
Company Secretary at Mannequin International.
A multibillion-dollar corporation.
Do you know what a company secretary is?
It's time for you to learn something new.
A company secretary is only second to the CEO.
Mr. Lin, you do know she's way out of your league, right?
You deserve some applause for how brave you are.
You're wrong.
You said on your show
that even if letting the person know you love her means rejection,
it's still worth the risk.
You...
You also said on your show.
Here. Love asks for nothing in return.
Here's my favorite quote.
Today's hesitation begets tomorrow's regret.
-And... -Enough, Mr. Lin.
Please stop quoting me.
Look.
There are 1.3 billion people backing you up.
Make good use of this moment
to fight for your happiness.
Okay, let's hear it.
I came here to say
that I know most people would think
that I'm not worthy of you.
We are more than miles apart.
But I have a right to love.
I'm here
to fight for happiness for the one I love.
I simply want her to know that.
Thank you.
That is truly touching.
But what good will it do?
What do women want from men?
Power.
Ms. Kwok is an outstanding woman in Asia.
You're an unemployed laborer.
Will she wait for you to crawl your way up?
Give Mr. Lin a mirror.
-Let him see how perfect candidate he is. -Hey.
Don't make fun of him.
That's what he gets for screwing up.
He got fired while he's still on probation.
-Am I right? -It wasn't a big deal.
He only made minor changes to the design.
Minor changes?
Ladies and gentlemen, why don't we take a look at Mr. Lin's minor changes.
Here's the original design.
This is his design.
You've seen this before, right?
What do you see?
A glass inside the circle.
A glass?
Technically,
it's a champagne flute.
Ms. Kwok's is always busy,
so she doesn't remember
the champagne flute that she has given away so casually.
To her, this champagne flute is nothing.
But to me, it's very important.
This is the first present she gave me.
I cherish it.
No wonder Mr. Lin treasures it.
It's no ordinary glass.
It represents his undying love.
Nothing matters on my checklist now.
It's the heart that counts.
Allow me to love you for the rest of my life.
Yes, success!
It's a success story.
Congratulations to you both.
You may proceed to the Throne of Happiness.
This is Milan. Leave a message.
I'll consider calling you back.
Milan, it's Sharky.
You're one step away from finishing the dance.
FOLLOW YOUR HEART
How many blind dates have you had?
Too many. I don't remember.
Too many.
Did you bring your daughter along?
Were you worried about that?
Most men would have a problem with that.
Aren't you afraid they'll mock you?
No. Absolutely not.
I came from a poor family.
I don't know about being afraid.
My husband had an affair when I was pregnant.
I survived that.
I won't let what people say about me
stop me from finding true love.
Ladies and gentlemen, a true warrior of love.
Give her a round of applause.
Louder.
Now, please give Mr. Ma the loudest boo.
Okay. We booed him because he's too fussy.
Mr. Ma, I really want to know
why you caused such pain to these poor souls?
Here's your chance.
Come onstage if you're a man.
Explain yourself to Ms. Fok.
From the start, Shannon knew my problem.
But Queenie changed me.
A child is simple.
You either like something or you don't.
Adults think too much.
I'm a fussy chauvinist.
I was indecisive. I even bought a ring.
But somehow, I screwed up.
To Queenie,
I did what a father should do.
I picked her up from school.
I played with her.
I carried her when she was tired
and let her sleep on my shoulder.
We took lots of pictures.
Looking at these pictures,
I realized
that I had never smiled so genuinely,
so happily,
and so sweetly like this.
Can you
give me another chance?
Ma.
Queenie.
Another success.
Congratulations to you three
and to our show for making another match.
Please take your seats
Go to your throne.
Thank you, Mr. Ma.
I'm very happy today.
We matched two pairs up.
With half pair to go,
Mr. Ching, you're on.
MILAN SIT
Nervous?
I find it weird that Mr. Ching asked you to appear on that show.
But he's the right one for you. You're both crazy.
Play a trick on him on live broadcast.
Ask him to strip dance.
Just remember,
you'll be happier if you can be silly.
Do you dare to step on stage, Mr. Ching?
Would you like to try the Throne?
Will a miracle happen in the next few minutes?
It will.
You think so?
Look over there.
"No answer."
No word from her since the show started.
Would it be better to call her using your phone?
I bet there would still be no answer.
Maybe you need to show more sincerity.
I'll give you one minute.
Confess your love to Ms. Sit in front of the camera.
Maybe, just maybe,
she'll take your call.
Okay.
When I was little, I heard on the radio
that happiness was a crystal ball.
It was shattered as it fell to the ground.
Everyone can pick up the pieces.
Everyone has the right to embrace happiness.
However hard you try, you can't have it all.
But you'll get some if you try.
I believe in that.
I think
she also believes in that.
Press the last number. Are you scared?
The phone is ringing.
Is he my Rem?
Still no answer.
-The clock is ticking. -This is Milan. Leave a message.
-I'll consider calling you back. -It's time I announce
that there's no miracle tonight.
But you're a rich man. You get special treatment
I don't like you, but I'll give you another chance.
You can buy one second with a million.
How many do you want?
Time is short. Decide.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
No, thanks.
Time is up.
Failure.
I declare that Mr. Ching failed.
He can take his seat alone.
Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see,
all men are equal when it comes to love.
It doesn't matter if you are a billionaire or unemployed.
If it's meant to be, it'll be.
If it isn't, you can't make it happen.
How about I report you for lecturing me?
I believe what goes around comes around.
Why is everyone so nice to you?
Because I'm nice to them.
Nobody has asked me to trust them before.
Because no one really cares about you.
You shouldn't gamble if you work so hard.
I want to learn dancing in the US.
Thank you.
That's all for tonight.
Until next time.
Mr. Ching, actually...
I'm fine.
I understand
why she didn't show up.
I don't think I need to wait until I'm 100.
When I was little, I heard on the radio
that happiness was a crystal ball.
It was shattered as it fell to the ground.
Everyone can pick up the pieces.
However hard you try, you can't have it all.
But you get some if you try.
I believe in that.
Why?
I didn't do it on purpose.
I don't want people to stare.
I'm sorry.
You said love is our own business.
I remember that. Very clearly.
I'm not ready for your world.
But I'm ready to let you in my world.
Will you marry me?
Now we're even.
Yes.
Bring it on.